Bugs, Bugs, Beetle Bugs
Tonight I’m sleeping on the couch. Truthfully, I really hate the couch. It’s uncomfortable, hard, and just plain not good. I chose to sleep on this very uncomfortable couch for a very good reason. My room has been invaded. Invaded by…..BUGS!! They took it over in the stealth of the night. This is night three of fighting them. But the enemy is strong, and by strong I mean that I can not see them until they are right there. That is not good at all. So by choice, as of tonight, I am sleeping on the couch and I’m going to get bug killer in the morning. Goodbye beetles, grasshoppers, and spiders. You will parish in a fiery dead… Okay maybe by that dramatic.. But they will die! And I hope it is painful… They deserve it after all. This is war!!